Flappy Friday Foibles
Flip-Flops
and Fine-Washables Fail,
Flubs,
Funnies, and Flailing Through the Week
. . . and Flowers
Friday, oh Friday! Flip-flops,
fine-washables, and flowers. This Florida Friday finds me wishing for an end to the
fungus wars in my yard. I’d also like to banish the funk we feel from too little
sunshine. But clouds and daily rain mean the funk and fungus continue. In
addition to fungus and funk, I can count on muddy footprints and crusty shoes inside
most days. Puddles stay filled from the daily deluge and shoes don’t always
get wiped before treading on the floors and carpets.
Weary of the mud, sand, and gunk
on the carpets and floors, I decided to stop wearing shoes inside. I bought
several pairs of Old Navy’s fabulous frugal flip-flops in several sizes and
colors so my family and friends can remove their shoes. If they don’t like
going barefoot, they can choose a pair of brand-new-clean flip-flops from the
basket by the door. I wore some myself when I came inside from gardening one
day this week. Later, when I was again outside, covered in dirt, grass
clippings, and weeds, I looked down at my feet. Flip-flop fail! I still was
wearing the once-new pair.
Fabulous as silk is, it does
require a bit more care than my comfy carefree cotton. While hand-washing my
favorite pink silk blouse last week, I was puzzled by the lack of suds. Some
gentle squeezes produced not a single bubble. I then noted that Bissel carpet
cleaning fluid works well to remove the aforementioned mud, but it wasn’t
designed for fine fabrics. Another fail!
I flubbed big time a few months
ago when I demanded the age of a young woman visiting my son. I was fearful
because of a widely publicized legal case regarding an older teen and a younger
teen in our area. This week, I learned that one concerned mom went a step further: She
demanded the young woman visiting her son produce a driver’s license! I failed my
son and flustered the young woman at our house, but it could have been worse.
And I hope someday it will be funny.
Friday flowers bring
light and color and a hint of fragrance from the rosemary cuttings I added to
this bouquet. Here’s to another week of not knocking over the vase.
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